New Funny shayari in hindi 2019

 New Funny shayari  in hindi 2019

Mohbbat mai jab mujhe dhokha mila,
To jindagi mai charo or udashi chha gai,
par khamwaqt kaloni mai dusri aa gai

Itihash gawah hai,
Jab jab ladkiyo se karibiya badi hai,
Tab tab ladko ke pas garibiya badi hai

Ladkiyo se pyar n karna kyoki,
Dikhti hai hir ki tarh,
Lagti hai khir ki tarh ,
Dil mai chubhti hai tir ki tarh,
Aur chhod jati hai fakir ki tarah!

Ishq karte hai log bade shhor ke sath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha bade jor ke sath,
Magar aab karenge jara gaor ke sath,
Kyuki kal dekha tha use
Kisi aur ke sath

Jab bhi dhokha  milta hai pyar mai
Jindagi mai udasi chhaa jati hai
Sochte hai chhod denge is duniya ko,
Kamwaqt dusr pasand aa jati hai

Bahut khubsurat ho tum phul ki tarh
Khud ko Duniya ki nazar se bachaya kro
Srif asnkho mai kajal hi kafi nahi
Gale mai nimbu-mirchi bhi ladkaya kro


Gahari aankho ke samandar mai udhar jane de
Pyar ka mujrim hu mujhe dub ke mar jane de
Bil kitne tere phone ke bhare hai main
Sochta hu mang li paise magar jane de

Udhar aap majboori baithe hai
Idhar ham khamosh baithe hai
Bat ho to kaise ho
Jab dono tarf do kanjush baithe hai

Ye jo ladkiyo ke baal hote hai
Ladke ko fasane ke jal hote hai
Khun chus leti hai ladko ka sara
Tabhi to inke hoth lal hote hai

Hum bhi jan-e -man
Tere liye tajmahl
Banayenge aarj kiya hai ham
Bhi Janeman tere liye
Tajmahl banayenge ek
Kap subah pilayenge
Aur ek kap shaam ko pilayenge

Hamesha jindagi mai muskurate raho
Har insaan ko apna banate raho
Jab tak koi kar wali na bane
Tumhari girl friend tab tak
Askutar wali se kam chalate raho

Kya huaa jo usane racha
Li mehandi ham bhi aab
Sehra sajayenge to kya
Huaa agar wo hamare
Nasib mai nahi  aab
Ham uski chhoti bahan patayenge

Chulhe pe rakha tha tawa garm hai
Wah wah ... chulhe pe rakha dawa garm hai
Aaj kal ki ladkiyo se jyada to ladko mai sharm hai

Teri galatiyo ko maf kon karta mai
Na rahta to tujhse insaf koon karta
Shukar hai khuda ne slamat rakha
Mere dost ko warna meri
Sadi mai nagin dance kon karega

Aaj tum pe aansu ki barsat hogi
Phir wahi karkati rat hogi
Sms na kar ke tune dil dukhaya hai
Mera ja tere badan mai khujli saari rat hogi

Tere bare mai soche to ek khayal aaya
Tujhe maine dost bana ke jindagi mai kya paya baki bato ko to tu
Mar goli pahle ye bata tune
Parosan wali aaytam ko kaise pataya

Pyar ja geet gayenge ham tujhse mohbbat
Nibhaayenge ham tune kabul kar liya
Pyar mera to thik kisi aur hasina ko patayenge ham

Jab tu hoti thi meri jindagi mai
To tere mere ishq ke charche bahut the
Acha hi huaa jindagi se chali gayi tu
Kyoki tere kharch hi bahut the

Maine chaha tujhe aabala samjh kar
Maine chaha tujhe aabala samjh kar
Tere baap ne pit diya mujhe tabala samjh kar

Wo meri kismat ki takdir ho gai
Hamne unki yad mai itne khat likhe ki wo
Radi bechakar amir ho gai

Pani aane ki bat karte ho
Dil jalane ki bat karte ho
Char din se muh nahi dhoya tum
Nahane ki bat karte ho

Koi aankho se bat kar leta hai
Koi aankho mai bat kar leta hai
Bada muskil hota hai
Jabab dena yaaro jab koi
English mai bat kar leta hai

Aarj kiya hai ladki ro ro ke ladke se kah rahi hai
Wah wah ladki ro ro kar ladke se kah rahi hai
Hath chhor de kamine nak bah rahi hai..

Aaraj kiya gai ye sunami jarurt nahi teri
En khaofanak lahro ki jindagi mai khaof
Lane ke liye to gharwali hi kafi hai

Bahut khubsurat ho tum
Khud ko duniya ki buri nazar se
Bajaya karo srif aankho mai
Kajal hi kafi nahi gale mai nimbu
Mircha aur chapal hi latkaya kro

Dhoti ne kaha paijame se ham dono bane hai
Dhage se fark to srif itna hai ki mai
Khulta hu pichhe se tum khulte ho aage se

Yad rakhna meri dost ko tum
Teri jindagi par ek yehsaan kr diya
Ess mobail mai ek aakhiri rupiya tha
Maine wo bhi tere nam kar diya








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